Reading The Girl

Yep you read right! Me and ma homies at work started to name all the components that would feature in the Mall that I will commission once I am rich and famous. It caused great hilarity and even provoked a gentleman of the older persuaion to compliment us on our "chit chat" which caused him much hilarity, particularly my comment about triangular hair, a notion he failed to grasp right away!

Anyway these are the points we have come up with so far:

• fountains (including a chocolate one)
• a floor dedicated to the independent sale of books, games, DVDs and CDs
• a food court (mandatory krispy kreme donut, jelly belly and sushi bar)
• a "fluffy" tattoo and piercing parlor (one where it doesn't hurt!)
• a hairdressers that gives you the style you ask for (including triangular!)
• a beauty parlor
• a petting zoo (not too sure about this one!)
• a shoe shop (must sell rocket dogs, new rocks, converse and doc martins)
• a 'clothes that don't fall down' store (I had at this point hitched my jeans for the zillionth time that day!)
• an adult erotic store (teehee)
• a comic book store (brilliant place to pick up geeks!)
• an ice cream parlor that also does milkshakes (not part of the food court)
• a chill-out tank (fourty square feet of land on which cannabis is legal!)
• an observation tower

So...what do you think?

xSx